feelin' flirtatious ;P

Making home depot angry by having lots of keys made lol

Playing on the playground

totally forgot this existed

If I hang roadkill on my front door will dumbasses get the hint they're not welcome? Maybe a dead skunk welcome mat as an accessory too. If you're dumb enough to knock after that....

We lose more women to marriage than war, famine, and diseas

Take it all... you got this. ~ I am scared now.

Dont worry Bitches, I DO NOT WANT YOUR MAN! If i did I would have already got them. :)

Hearing "Strummin My Pain With His Fingers" always reminds me of Monica Renee Dillon as a baby cuz it was her song. :) that and the moon. She really wanted the moon...so bad.

Ready for it to be Friday!

annoyed!

Blah!!!

restless and bored!

I'm either working, working out, baking, or at the bar.

summertime <3

I'm back.

Abs are coming in nicely! look out Roverfest I will only be two weeks out from a competition when I am on that stage for the calendar contest! Fingers Crossed!

I hate warm toliet seats. Is it kosher to ask people as they come out of the stall if they did #1 or #2, then glare at them if they give the wrong answer? I like a cold pot.

watch it Rover, your show isn't diversified enough!

NEEEEEEEEEED ICE CREAM!! Preferably homemade! Off to Pinterest I go!

Yo!

come visit the other hotties and I @ HUSTLER CLUB IN DOWNTOWN CLEVELAND :D

loving this sunshine.....gonna be a good day :0)

Enjoying my coffee and listening to Rover.

Can't wait for summer!

Just a thought.....what if....

We are having some beautiful weather.......makes me horny.

Learn how to take some responsibility for yo self, fo your own stuff... I cant stand folks wanna be the victim. This person did this and thats why Im this way. Everybody in this place got a story. Your momma and your daddy gave you life and thats all they was supposed to do, no matter how good, how bad the life was... its up to you to make somethin out of it. Suck it up and shut the hell up. Everybody got a life and what you do with that life is up to you. Stop bein the victim. ~Madea

drinking....

OMG... The Vampire Diaries just got insane... Holy Wow!!!

Okay, my phone is broke and I can't get texts, now my emails are down on RMG, what's next? :(

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"..Like a pack of dogs on a three legged cat."