If I hang roadkill on my front door will dumbasses get the hint they're not welcome? Maybe a dead skunk welcome mat as an accessory too. If you're dumb enough to knock after that....
Dont worry Bitches, I DO NOT WANT YOUR MAN! If i did I would have already got them. :)
Hearing "Strummin My Pain With His Fingers" always reminds me of Monica Renee Dillon as a baby cuz it was her song. :) that and the moon. She really wanted the moon...so bad.
Abs are coming in nicely! look out Roverfest I will only be two weeks out from a competition when I am on that stage for the calendar contest! Fingers Crossed!
I hate warm toliet seats. Is it kosher to ask people as they come out of the stall if they did #1 or #2, then glare at them if they give the wrong answer? I like a cold pot.
NEEEEEEEEEED ICE CREAM!! Preferably homemade! Off to Pinterest I go!
come visit the other hotties and I @ HUSTLER CLUB IN DOWNTOWN CLEVELAND :D
Learn how to take some responsibility for yo self, fo your own stuff... I cant stand folks wanna be the victim. This person did this and thats why Im this way. Everybody in this place got a story. Your momma and your daddy gave you life and thats all they was supposed to do, no matter how good, how bad the life was... its up to you to make somethin out of it. Suck it up and shut the hell up. Everybody got a life and what you do with that life is up to you. Stop bein the victim. ~Madea
Okay, my phone is broke and I can't get texts, now my emails are down on RMG, what's next? :(