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prettygirlcream
Dont have many friends...
<----this pic should change that, quick!!...maybe even get me a date!!!
<----this pic should change that, quick!!...maybe even get me a date!!!
acordova88
CAVS WIN...OHH WAIT NEVERMIND.....OH WAIT....DAMN WHAT A GAME!!!!
DonJuan79
woohoo a day off!! thinkin about usin some vacation days here soon...
216franka
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supergeodriller
I must say we hard our best fireworks display yet at the pond. Maybe next year we'll work on syncing it to music
john281981
A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy. Before the procedure avery attractive nurse comes in and takes his vitals, then tells him to take all of his clothes off.
When he is fully undressed she instructs him to lie down on the table. The man obeys. The nurse then takes all of her clothes off and climbs on top and has her way with him.
Upon the completion of the act the man catches his breath and asks what that was all about. The nurse informs the patient that studies have shown that before a vasectomy if the man has an ejaculation, he will be more relaxed and that the cord is easier for the surgeon to locate and sever, thereby making the surgery safer, more efficient and quicker.
The nurse then wheels the patient to the operating room.
While they are going down the hall the patient looks through a window to the right and sees six men in a room masturbating. Curious, the man asks," What are they doing in there"?
The nurse responds, " They're preparing for vasectomies too, but you have Blue Cross, and they have Obama Care
When he is fully undressed she instructs him to lie down on the table. The man obeys. The nurse then takes all of her clothes off and climbs on top and has her way with him.
Upon the completion of the act the man catches his breath and asks what that was all about. The nurse informs the patient that studies have shown that before a vasectomy if the man has an ejaculation, he will be more relaxed and that the cord is easier for the surgeon to locate and sever, thereby making the surgery safer, more efficient and quicker.
The nurse then wheels the patient to the operating room.
While they are going down the hall the patient looks through a window to the right and sees six men in a room masturbating. Curious, the man asks," What are they doing in there"?
The nurse responds, " They're preparing for vasectomies too, but you have Blue Cross, and they have Obama Care
dzun36
Any FEMALES want to get together with my husband and I for some drinks this weekend? If so hit me up. :)
tmmuham20
I have to learn being Arabic I could never say something is the bomb....first of all its not 1997, second of all my last name really limits my word choice ....son of a bitch!
