hump day... cant wait for friday! and of course my bday on saturday
When life brings you to your knees, punch it in the balls and run quickly!
ROVERFEST This weekend cant wait i dont have to drive far and i am gonna have so much fun!
This Star Wars day, don't make the mistake and refer to a vagina as the Sarlacc Pit or the cave the Millennium Falcon flew into while fleeing Darth Vader in Empire Strikes Back. Women don't appreciate that.
"Smoke and Drink and Screw/That's what I was born to do..." - Steel Panther